Funny Good Morning Messages




What better way to begin the morning than with a smile and a laugh? Besides feeling great and being healthy, it starts the day on the right foot. Reading or sharing funny good morning messages is a terrific way to bring a smile to your day or to the people you love and care about.

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Funny Good Morning SMS Text Messages

Funny Good Morning Thoughts and Quotes

Funny Good Morning Poems

Is there someone you know who could use a laugh? If so, share these with them! These funny good morning messages for friends and family are guaranteed to brighten their day. Do a good deed and send them a laugh!

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Funny Good Morning SMS Text Messages

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Funny Good Morning Thoughts and Quotes

Funny Good Morning Thoughts:

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  • The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
  • Why is it that when my alarm goes off at 6 am and I close my eyes for 5 minutes, it’s suddenly 7:30. And when it’s 1:30 pm at the office and I close my eyes for 5 minutes, it’s only 1:31?
  • I don’t like the morning, because it starts when I’m still asleep.
  • Morning paradox – it takes forever to fall asleep and only a second to fall asleep in the morning.
  • There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
  • I believe there should be a better way to start each day, instead of waking up every morning.
  • My bed and I have a special relationship, we’re perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
  • Its easier to stay awake till 6 AM, than to wake-up at 6 AM.
  • Sometimes people want to have full conversation really early in the morning and its okay to kill those people.
  • There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1) morning people 2) people who want to shoot morning people.



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Funny Good Morning Quotes:

  • “Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke’. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.” — Gehenna Toss
  • “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” — Winston Churchill
  • “Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.” — William Feather
  • “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.” — Groucho Marx
  • “When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good?’ I said ‘No, I made a few mistakes.'” — Steven Wright
  • “This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.” — Rodney Dangerfield
  • “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin
  • “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” — Frank Sinatra
  • “When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.” — Emo Philips

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Funny Good Morning Poems

1)
I am up early especially for you,
I knew today was important so out of bed I flew,
To wish you good luck before my coffee,
Aw who am I kidding, I just had to pee.

2)
Good morning dear one,
I wish you happiness and glee,
And fun and joy,
May you feel free.
And as you go about your day,
Forget about the favor that made you grin,
And how you said you owed me,
By the way, I’m calling it in.

3)
Oh how I miss you my wonderful one,
Without you I’m bored, sad and glum,
So wonderful are you, so great it’s true
There is no one I admire quite like you,
Now that I’ve praised you so fully,
Please do me a favor and come feed me.

4)
My old friend I have a message for you,
How long I have waited to get this through,
How I would love to be next to you so,
So you can finally give me that money you owe!

5)
As the day begins so fresh and new,
I have thoughts from deep within they grew,
A message to send and to say to all,
Something so important, I must not stall,
To tell you the truth, I forgot what it was,
So pretend it was wise and give me applause.

6)
Today throw open your blinds and windows,
Enjoy the beautiful light the sun shows,
Though you can’t always control who enters your life,
Have a good window to throw out those who give you strife.

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