Funny Love Quotes

Make your better half smile and giggle with some of our silly and funny love quotes. Sharing funny I love you quotes can help turn up the heat and can be quite romantic. After all, there are few things more sexy than a good sense of humor. A relationship with laughter and smiles will last much longer and be a lot more fun. Choose a few of these funny quotes about love and relationships and send one to your beloved. These humorous love quotes will sweeten anyone’s day and help strengthen your connection and desire. Surprise your guy/girl and make them love you even more.

In this collection you will find: 1) funny love quotes for him, 2) funny love quotes for her, 3) cute funny love quotes and 4) funny love quotes from movies.

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Funny Love Quotes for Him

The way to a man’s heart is not only though his stomach, but also with laughter. Yes, laughter! After all, who won’t fall in love with a woman who have a big sense of humor. Pick one of these funny I love you quotes for him and enjoy sharing them with your man.

  • I can’t live without you. Really! I mean who would mow the lawn and take the trash out for me?
  • Don’t forget how awesome and how loved you are…but also please don’t forget to put the toilet seat down.
  • Grow old together with me, because the stinkiest farts are yet to be.
  • You are like a stain on a shirt, no matter what I do I can’t get you out of my heart and my mind.
  • On Valentine’s day I’ll give you a ring, that’s how much I love you. So make sure you don’t miss my call, because I’ll give you a “ring”.
  • You look good in everything, especially in your birthday suit.
  • Do you want to meet the most handsome and amazing person in the whole world? Look at yourself in the mirror.
  • Like wi-fi, I feel such a strong connection with you. That is why I married you, so we stay connected forever.
  • All I want for Christmas, my birthday, breakfast, lunch and dinner is you.
  • Besides chocolate, shopping and wine…my favorite is your smile.
  • I promise to be with you forever even though you leave the toilet seat up.

funny love quotes for him

  • My brain thinks that you’re cute but my body says you’re smokin’ hot.
  • I love that I can be who I am when I’m with you. So get up out of your seat and do the laundry. Chop chop!
  • I’m afraid I’ll have to go see the dentist, because your lips are so sweet they gave me tooth decay.
  • You could have fallen off the chair or fallen off the bed, but I am grateful that you’ve fallen in love with me instead.
  • Rose are red, violets are blue, you’re the one for me, and you’re lucky that I’m the one for you.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? I love you with owl of my heart
  • Whenever I think of you I feel butterflies in my stomach and whenever I am with you my stomach seems to have an entire butterfly garden.
  • There’s nothing in this world that I love as much as you, your body and your BBQ.
  • Hi I’m looking for Mr. Kind, Mr. Funny, Mr. Smart, Mr. Romantic, and Mr. Right. Someone told me that I can find him in my bed tonight.
  • I like it when you smile but I love it when you laugh and snort like a pig.
  • I love you more than shopping, shopping and even shopping.
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Funny Love Quotes for Her

Show her how much you care with one of these romantic and short funny love quotes for her from the heart. Sometimes a silly gesture can earn you some major points. Tickle her heart so she can’t keep her hands off you!

  • Take me to rehab, because I am hooked on and addicted to you.
  • You can’t blame me if I don’t listen well! I blame your sweet lips and sexy hips for distracting me while you’re talking.
  • If I got a dollar for every time I thought of you I’d be a billionaire by now.
  • The DMV called and said they have to suspend your license because you’ve been driving me wild and crazy.
  • You’re like honey mixed with maple syrup, you add so much sweetness to my life.
  • I promise to love you even when you get white hair, no teeth and won’t remember where you live anymore.
  • Let me show you how much I love you. I’ll do the dishes, do the laundry and do you!
  • Your eyes look like the brightest star and the shiniest diamond, it’s blinding.
  • You are guilty! Guilty of being adorable and sexy.
  • I have been busy lately but I can always add you to my to-do list.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I am lacking vitamin, vitamin U.

funny love quotes

  • I hope your day is as nice and wonderful as your butt and your smile.
  • Do you believe in angels? Because I do ever since I met you.
  • When I look at you, I am looking at one of the seven wonders of the world. I am in awe.
  • Just like your lipstick, my lips just want to be with your lips all day.
  • Can you hear the drums? That is my heart beating so fast because of you.
  • Can I be your shadow? Because I want to follow you and be with wherever you go.
  • I got pulled over by police because I am so heavily intoxicated by you.
  • Besides being so pretty, sexy and smart, what else do you do?
  • Your love is the reason why I laugh, I cry, I laugh, cry and go crazy. Better take me to a psychiatrist.
  • My weaknesses used to be beer and video games, now it is your smile.
  • I love you more than cupcakes, ice cream, cookies, and pizza…I love you my sweet my gummy bear.
  • Yes, I have a confession to make. I think I might like you way more than I like my naps.
  • So many of my smiles and dirty thoughts start with you.
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Cute Funny Love Quotes

If you’re looking to add a touch of cuteness to your humor, look no further. We’ve got you covered. We hope you enjoy reading and sharing these cute and funny love quotes.

  • Do you know that in the dictionary the word “happiness” starts with H? But in my book, it starts with U.
  • You’re like peanut butter and jelly, you look so yummy I just want to sandwich you.
  • Your hot, I’m cute, let’s make gorgeous babies together.
  • I get goosebumps when I think of you and I get geese-bumps when I’m with you.
  • I will do everything for you, I will do the dishes, I will do the laundry and I will even do you!
  • You’re the reason my heart is injured, because it fell so hard for you.
  • My love for you will last forever, even when you don’t have your teeth, all of your hair is white, you can’t hold your bladder, you’re not sexy anymore and your taste buds no longer work. I love you no matter what.
  • You would look great in anything, especially in my bed.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Laugh. Laugh who? All I want to do is make laugh to you.

cute funny love quotes

  • I know you like me and adore me, but I really love you.
  • With your bangin’ body and incredible mind, I’d rather have a mediocre life with you than an amazing life with anyone else.
  • Will you please spend the rest of your life loving and annoying me?
  • My favorite place is in your arms, your heart and in your bed.
  • You, yes you, the one with the brightest and sexiest smile. Come here!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Labrador? Labrador who? I love-&-adore you!
  • I love that I am the most beautiful and funniest of all monkeys in your eyes.
  • You make my heart sing, I just want to do karaoke when I’m with you.
  • I love you more than social media, in fact I can stare at you and hold you the whole day.

Funny Love Quotes from Movies

“I’m your density. I mean… your destiny.” Ah, who doesn’t remember George McFly in Back To The Future? We can turn to Hollywood as a source of inspiration to sweep someone special off their feet with a bit of humor. Browse our list of famous funny love quotes and make your sweetheart LOL.

  • “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz
  • “Oh, my God. I’m in love with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda.” – The Big Bang Theory
  • “Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t mean she’s your soulmate.” – 500 Days of Summer
  • “There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.” – Melanie Griffith
  • “I’m not a smart man… but I know what love is.” – Forrest Gump
  • “I’d rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.” – The Wedding Date
  • “When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.” – Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World
  • “I love you even when you’re sick and look disgusting.” – Love Actually

funny love quotes from movies

  • “People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.” – Bob Hope
  • “Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.” – Adrienne Gusoff
  • “A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” – Tim Allen
  • “The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” – Charles de Gaulle
  • “Love sure is a funny thing. Makes you happy, makes you sad, makes you do all sorts of things you never thought you’d do before. In fact, love’s the reason I’m laying here dying.” – I Love You Phillip Morris
  • “If you are ever with a girl that is too good for you – marry her.” – Valentine’s Day
  • “Ah, love. L-O-V-E love. ‘L’ is for life. I mean what is life without love?” – Friends
  • “In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.” – Juno
  • Good morning my love

We hope you found something relatable from our funny quotes about life and love collection. Being funny never goes out of style and it is a great way to keep a relationship fresh and spicy, it is a great stress reliever and being funny is more important than being hot. It’s a WIN-WIN.

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